So, it was all innocent enough. I was on the phone and my toddler, Eli, had been bringing me tiny, empty porcelain tea cups. "Momma! For you!" he'd squeel and I'd grab the cup and pretend-sip from it.
"Mmmmm ... Thank you!" I'd say, each time.
I had been chatting on the phone with a good friend--outside on my balcony--when I heard him again, banging on my door. "Momma! For youuuuuu!
"Okay, thank you!" And I picked up the tiny porcelain cup and pretend-sipped it; only, this time, I wasn't pretending. Water poured from the tiny cup into my mouth and onto my tank top.
"What the ...."
"What is this?!"
(In the background, I hear my daughter yell to me:)
"I saw Eli getting water from the toilet."
"Ugh! Are you kidding me?! You have got to be kidding me!!"
"Oh. My. Gosh," I said to my girlfriend on the phone. "I just drank toilet water. Ewwwwwwwwwww!!"
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5 comments:
Reminds me of the chapstick cat's butt story. LOL
OH my goodness!!!! lol
Oh that is too funny! (Ok, maybe not for you!) Hope the toilet had been flushed!! ;)
oops, that last comment was from me!
-Loelsh
Gotta love kids! They'll push us to our limits, turning us into potty mouths (one way or another!). Don't you just love my corny jokes??? :)
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